“Are you referring to the fact that you can’t walk across a flat, stable surface without finding something to trip over?”

Twilight by Stepehie Meyer

“Because Ford never learned to say his original name, his father eventually died of shame, which is still a terminal disease in some parts of the Galaxy.”
THE HITCHHIKER'S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY by Douglas Adams

"Because it's the ultimate sign of dependency. Someone wiping your bottom. But I'm working on it. I'm trying to enjoy the process."
Tuesdays with Morrie by Mitch Albom